The mechanic walked in and started playing this little sound on his phone of, I’m guessing, Alvin and the Chipmunks where they laugh really fast and he goes “This is probably what it sounds like when you’re fuckin’” and then he plays a soundbite of a baby crying “and this is what it sounds like after you’re done.” And exits the room, laughing.

I’m not sure if he meant the woman was crying or me, but it was surprisingly accurate.