I walk out of the bathroom and this:
Guy #1: Well, Ya know, I told him, ‘ya gonna start it or are ya just gonna dry hump it all day?’
Guy #2: Well he ain’t gonna start it cause it likes that anything’ll touch his dick.
Guy #1: That’s what I said, but he just kept on crankin’ the sumbitch and it just wouldn’t start, I thought he was gonna start cryin’.
Guy #2: Wouldn’t be surprised, that’s probably why he can’t get laid, somethin’ touches his cock and he just sits and cries when it don’t work.
Guy #1: Heh heh, well he leaves and I go to fix the thing and all it is that it needs new spark plugs, put ‘em in there tighter than your wife’s pussy.
Guy #2: I got four kids, only thing gonna fit tight in my wife’s girl is a fire plug!
Guy #1: Well, good thing my dick’s that big!
Guy #2: Heh heh, maybe if an ant was lookin’ at it. So what happened with the sweeper?
Guy #1: Oh, he came back over and I told him to look and I started it right up, he was real mad.
Guy #2: Well, at least you got it workin’, fuck him.
Guy #1: Shit yeah, sumbitch runs like a raped ape now!