I was getting water, some guy was pulling a fucking pouch out of the microwave and opening it and then eating out of it with a spoon, which… that’s gross enough, but it also smelled like extreme BO. The couple guys were in the middle of a conversation.
Guy #1: Of course I fuckin’ knocked her down.
Guy #2: Ain’t she in the triple digits?
Guy #1: Yep, she’s 102 but I don’t give a fuck!
Guy #2: Well what’s a 102-year-old gonna do to you though?
Guy #1: She fuckin’ scratched my face and called my wife a bitch and tried to throw them bacon beans at her. I don’t give a good shit how old she is, she shouldn’t have been drinkin’ whiskey and causin’ problems, she knows how things get handled, the ol’ bitch been around the block enough!
Guy #3: Yeah, but you should respect your elders, that just ain’t a right thing to do.
Guy #1: You don’t tell me in the same situation you wouldn’t do it too, she was bein’ stupid and sometimes that’s the only way to deal with stupid.
Guy #2: Well, they take her to the hospital? Seems like she would have to go.
Guy #1: Yeah, but they said she’ll be fine, we was on the grass, she wasn’t gonna get hurt too bad anyway, plus it had been rainin’ it isn’t like I was tryin’ to injure her, just scare her and show her who’s boss! Just cause she’s related to me don’t mean I should treat her any different.
Guy #3: Well, you better watch out, cause you know what it says in the bible.
Guy #1: DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE, I’VE READ THE BIBLE MORE TIMES OVER THAN YOU’VE JACKED OFF!
Guy #3: Yeah, well, what goes around comes around is all I’m sayin’.
Guy #1: Yeah, but they also got them verses about forgiveness but I can’t remember none of them right now.
Guy #3: Well, I guess you ain’t read the bible that many times then if you can’t remember ‘em.
Guy #1: I could if you guys wasn’t sittin’ there tryin’ to piss me off!