I’m not usually too proud of the guys I work with but today I got a little swelling of pride from this, I am walking through to the bathroom when:
Guy #1 (shouting-ish): I am tellin’ you right now, it’s hard to get by as a white man at these companies, they just keep hiring all those colored fellas and Mexicans!
Guy #2: What fellas? What are you even talking about? There’s two black guys and I ain’t seen nary (Yes, he used nary, one of my favorite words - Editor) a Mexican guy around here ever.
Guy #1: You know what I’m talkin’ about, they are all over the place and pretty soon we ain’t gonna have jobs because of those people.
Guy #2: Aw, bullshit, I hear you every single day comin’ in here talkin’ this and that about people ain’t like you and you know what? It’s all stupid and all lies and I don’t wanna hear your peckerhead horsepiss in here no more.
Guy #1: Well, I fuckin’ read it somewhere about how the company is hirin’ more of them so when you lose your job-
Guy #2: Fuck you, you’re a goddamned idiot, I ain’t losin’ my job, every week you talk about some new way I’m gonna lose my job and I ain’t. Peopl write shit all the time, I could write that you have a big dick and your wife didn’t leave ya but that ain’t true is it?
Guy #1: Well this ain’t about that, this about the blacks and the Mexicans stealin’ our shit, I do my goddamn job and I ain’t gonna let it happen.
Guy #2: The only way it’s gonna happen is from you doin’ your job, and I mean that you don’t fuckin’ do it because you’re a lazy motherfucker. I hope they do hire a Mexican guy to take your place, he’d know how to move more than 3 trailers an hour.
Guy #1: Bullshit, I am better than anyone here.
Guy #2: Yeah, fuckin’ right, they should call you safe auto, cause you got minimum coverage of that fuckin’ lot out there. Now shut the fuck up with your hatin’ bullshit and let me have my hour to eat my fuckin’ sandwich.