So, I am sitting around at my desk and the black guy that works in the office, Jay, was down here and he was in the office behind me listening to this song SO FUCKING LOUD over and over that went “White boyfriend like to eat pussy, black boyfriend like to fuuuck”. I went in after laughing til I couldn’t breathe and then:

Me: Hey, what in the world is that song?

Jay: Yeah, man, you like that shit don’t you?

Me: It’s pretty funny but I dunno about genuinely liking it.

Jay: My wife recorded that shit, it’s about me.

Me: Your wife did that? It sounds pretty good, how is it about you though?

Jay: Because I’m mixed and I’ll do it all and she loooves it!!!