This one driver and the dude that had that song the other day, Jay, are talking to each other and then I walk in:
Jay: Hell naw, Wrangler ain’t gonna drop Favre as spokesperson, they spent way too much money.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I figured they would eventually have to because of what he done.
Jay: Fuck that, she got her check and she out, she ain’t gonna give a shit about no Wal-Mart jeans money.
Me: Wal-Mart jeans money is still money.
Guy #1: You sayin’ you’d look at some guy’s dick?
Me: Yes, for a couple million dollars everyone can send me every dick picture that has ever existed.
Jay: I respect your grind but you gay dude.
Me: I’m gay? Aren’t you the guy that sends me all those forwards of guys having sex with each other?
Jay: Yeah, but that’s cause them is funny, but you say you just gonna look at a dude’s dick for money, man, that’s gay.
Guy #1: Yeah, I ain’t lookin’ at no damn dick for nothin’.
Me: You guys are THAT homophobic that for a couple million bucks you won’t even look at another guy’s dick?
Jay: Lemme speak it this way, I had a threesome before, free pussy, and I still ain’t look at that other dude’s dick.
Guy #1: You have the lights off? How you know you wasn’t fuckin’ the other guy?
Jay: Cause I know pussy and I know asshole and I don’t need no motherfuckin’ picture to tell the difference even if I had a million dollars, unlike this homo over here.
Me: Yes, and yet if that was the case I would STILL have a bunch of money and not have to work here.
Jay: You still be gay, though, cause you gay.
And then every 10 minutes or so over the 2-way he would beep me and just go “You gay”.