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Tales from the breakroom

I work at a trucking company, I had collected my stories on my Facebook page but a lot of people have requested that I collect them in a blog form for easy reading. Thanks for stopping by and expect a good amount of updates.

  • November 11th, 2010 - 3:43pm

    A guy was talking about the reason Obama went to India is that they are “building jails over there that they are gonna put all the Republicans in” and another guy said he read about that and that “Obama wants to take ‘In God we trust off our money’” and is convinced that if you do that it would be worthless. Apparently he believes money has supernatural properties? I do not understand.

    Tagged: supernatural Obama God Money rednecks republicans tales from the break room

    Posted on November 12, 2010

  • August 31st, 2010 - 11:51am

    After some time of quiet I was getting some water and then this conversation:

    Guy #1: (Mumbling to himself)

    Guy #2: Man, what are you doin’ over there? Talkin’ to yourself?

    Guy #1: Oh, no, it’s just me and the lord over here.

    Guy #2: Oh yeah? What’s he sayin’? Tellin’ you to finally come out of the closet?

    Guy #1: Oh, naw, I’ve been comin’ out of the closet for years when you leave for work so I can fuck your old lady.

    Guy #2: Well that would make sense why you would be talkin’ to the lord then because she has been dead for three years now.

    Then silence and Guy #1 leaves the room.

    Sad!  But one cannot help but see this as the ULTIMATE in burnage technology.

    Tagged: trucking dead wife tales from the break room rednecks god homosexuality sex

    Posted on August 31, 2010

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