I walked out of the bathroom.
Guy #1: You’re a bunch of bullshit.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: First, you leave me alone on the dock yesterday, and now you take the last sausage biscuit.
Guy #2: You’re always lookin’ for that sausage, ain’t ya?
Guy #1: Well, I can tell you that you better let me leave early today.
Guy #2: Awww, why, just cause you didn’t have no one to talk to yesterday?
Guy #1: Naw, because you’re acting like a dickhead.
Guy #2: Fuck you!
Guy #1: Shit, I could too, I’m horny enough to fuck the words out of the dictionary!
Guy #2: Fuck, you wouldn’t know where to start, you can’t read for shit.
Guy #1: Nope, but I can see well enough to fuck your shitter!
And then guy #1 tries to smack him on the ass and guy #2 stops him and then they end up just laughing in unison.