Today we learn that things aren’t racist as long as you say they aren’t.
Guy #1: I will tell you that it is bullshit. First Obama says he’s FOR the working man and now Hostess shuts down?
Guy #2: No more fucking twinkies cause of that piece of shit.
Guy #1: It’s cause of all you motherfuckers in here that this happened, this is bullshit. Hey, who’d you vote for?
Guy #3 (who happens to be Asian): I voted for Obama, it ain’t his fault that this happened, he don’t control twinkies.
Guy #1: Yeah yeah, he coulda stopped it if he wanted to, now 18,000 people ain’t gonna be bakin’ and shit, they’ll probably be comin’ for us next.
Guy #4 (who happens to be black): Ain’t nobody comin’ for us, shit, it’d probably be good though, get rid of some of this dead weight and constant complaining.
Guy #2: Yeah yeah, keep talking, you’re the reason this happened anyway. But I ain’t gonna ask you who you voted for!
Guy #3: Who’d you vote for?
Guy #4: Obama.
Guy #2: SEE, that’s the problem, I can’t do that shit, I can’t ask you, but if one of them asks you it’s okay, if I asked it would be racist.
Guy #4: One of them? Another person? What the fuck are you talking about?
Guy #2: I’m just sayin’, you can’t do nothing, you can’t have any kind of talk about nothin’ without being told you’re a racist.
Guy #4: I never said you was racist, but calling someone “one of them” is fucked up.
Guy #2: Now I didn’t mean it like that, I just meant people who wasn’t white can ask people who isn’t white stuff that I can’t.
Guy #4: You can ask me anything you want.
Guy #2: Well did you vote for him cause he looks like you?
Guy #4: What the fuck? Now you just being ignorant and racist.
Guy #2: Naw, I don’t mean it like that, I’m just sayin’ I heard a lot of people did that, that’s why he won!
Guy #4: No, I voted for him cause I thought he was the right person for the job and I don’t think anyone I know from my neighborhood voted for him cause he looks like us.
Guy #2: See, now you’re making me look bad! I don’t have nothing against black people, hell I’d have one over for dinner if I knew any. I’d let you in my house, you’re a good guy!
Guy #4 (starts laughing): This motherfucker over here probably serve me fried chicken or some shit.
Everyone starts laughing and Guy #2 gets embarrassed and leaves the room.