Today we learn what the gun law changes will mean to regular, God fearing folk, which, of course means it devolves into complete and utter stupid insanity.
Guy #1: Let me tell you right now as soon as he takes our guns that is it, brother.
Guy #2: What is?
Guy #1: He takes ‘em and then right after they are gonna give us the mark.
Guy #3: Yep.
Guy #2: I dunno what you’re even talkin’ bout.
Guy #1: I’m tellin’ you, mark of the beast, man, they are gonna tattoo it on you and if you don’t take it they are gonna use your own gun and you’re gonna be fuckin’ dead, man.
Guy #2: I don’t think they will, we still got hand guns.
Guy #1: Won’t matter, they gonna take your rifle and use it to take your guns and our god away from us. You heard of that 144,000, that’s all gets to go to heaven from them people that gets the mark, also good virgin Jews and our brothers in Christ, then the rest of y’all will be down here. You ain’t seen Left Behind? It’ll tell you all about this!
Guy #2: That’s a movie, ain’t it?
Guy #1: Don’t matter, movies can be right, but I don’t think they told you enough. You know they are gonna use you as sex slaves and just kill you whenever they want then you’ll go to hell for being a sodomite!
Guy #2: Naw, that ain’t true, sides they’d wanna fuck my ol’ lady before my crusty ass.
Guy #3: They gonna have at both of you!
Guy #1: He’d probably like it, all the bananas he eats and shit, he must be gettin’ ready.
Guy #2: Heh heh, well I was a boyscout so I’m always prepared and the way my wife’s been goin’ to town on my schlong she must be gettin’ ready too.
Guy #1: That’s okay, I’ll be up on cloud 9 cleanin’ my harp watchin’ you get a big one up your shitty and I’ll laugh the whole time because you ain’t with the lord like I am, I know where I’ll be.
Guy #2: You would be the one who got to heaven and asked where the nearest place to watch two guys fuck is!
Everyone laughs and Guy #1 exits.
I have questions… What are good virgin Jews? Someone still says schlong? Also, I hope you guys aren’t bothering to read about what’s actually going on with gun laws, the only analysis you need is clearly from rednecks in the trucking industry.